Computer, I am sorry for clicking too many things faster than you can open them.
Computer, I wish you could keep up with my fast paced brain.
Brain, slow down so I can make sense of what you are telling me.
H & R Block… I despise you with a passion. After our mother-son fiasco last year, I WOULD NOT book a meeting with your representative, don’t fool yourself. If only there had been a live person on the other end of the line telling me that I missed our tax meeting, oh that would have been glorious.
HH Gregg… Sorry I keep confusing you for H & R Block.
Entenmann’s, why do you make such good rich frosted donuts that I spoil my meal.
I hate thinking about the weather…
Maybe people would have a better mentality of the week if they just called the weekend a “weekbeginning.”
On second thought, a “weekbeginning” sounds like a “weak beginning”, and that’s not the way you want to start the week.
What constitutes a “lawn and garden battery?” Everything I can think of that needs to have power outside gets plugged in. Oh.. now I get it. For lawn mowers. Why can't they just call it a "lawn mower battery"?
I wish I could work out while I was sleeping. It would be like autopilot and I wouldn’t have to endure the feeling of suffocation or that I would fall over.
I do enjoy book on cd – the best way to sit in traffic.
Remind me to never learn Swedish, those words are hard to pronounce.
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