Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Turkey Recipes from the Experts (aka Children)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

In honor of Thanksgiving, I wanted to share turkey recipes from the children at Tulip Grove Elementary (right down the street from us).


(PS It seems that they had the number 4 and sprinkles on their mind. I also probably would not actually try these recipes.)

"My Thanksgiving Turkey recipes…"

* Get a pretty big turkey. Sprinkle a little bit of salt on it. Sprinkle a lot of pepper on it. Sprinkle 4 pieves of bread on it. Cook the turkey in the oven for 4 minutes on five degrees. Take it out and cut it up. Eat the turkey with peas and stuff. Carli

* Get a 20 – foot long turkey. Put M&M’s on it. Bake the turkey for 10 hours in the lunchroom on 20 degrees. Put 20 chocolate chips on it. Take it out of the oven and let it cool. Eat it with hot dog soup. Evan

* Buy a turkey and put white stuff on it. Stick a rose on top of the turkey. Cook it with a fire for 5 minutes. Let it cool off a minute. Put some sugar on it. Put one butter on top, but not on the rose. Put the turkey in the oven and let it bake. Take it out and eat it. JaDonte

* Get a 5-ounce turkey. Put 3 celeries on the side. Pour 4 ranch dressings on top. Chop up 4 carrots and put them on the side with the celery. Cook the turkey in the kitchen for 4 seconds on 8 degrees. Take it out and eat it. Brilie

* Buy a turkey about the size of a dog. Pat the turkey with a rolling pin for two days. Put pink and purple sprinkles on it. Roll some squash with the rolling pin and cut it up. Wait for two days for the stove to head up. Cook the turkey in the stove for one day. Put the number 2 on it and then some ice cream. Emily V.

* Get a turkey that is 5 inches tall. Put sprinkles, 3 creams and another pack of cream on it. Give the turkey to momma and she’ll cook it in my own oven that’s at my house. She’ll put it out with her big stove gloves on. Matthew

* Buy a turkey about as big as a tiger. Then, put it in the oven for 4 minutes. When you take it out, put 3 salts & three peppers on it. Then, put 44 candy corns on it. Eat the turkey with French fries, oranges, green beans and mashed potatoes. Dameon

* Get a 4-inch turkey. Put sprinkles on it. Put one salt on it. Put more sprinkles on it. Cook the turkey for 6 minutes on one degree. Let it cool off. Eat it with French fries. Dominic

* Buy a size ten turkey. Put a rose on it. Put 2 sugars on it. Cook the turkey at a bakery for 10 hours on really hot. Take it out and put a rainbow color of sprinkles on it (and pink too). Eat the turkey with broccoli, potatoes, macaroni and cheese, applesauce and Dora Soup. Madison

Found on WSMV Channel 4

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